Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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