How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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