Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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