I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
