You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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