: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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