ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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