Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
