He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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