I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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