Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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