You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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