I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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