Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
