so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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