I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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