i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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