Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I deserve this hangover.
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