and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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