what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Randomize
