thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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