If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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