That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
