She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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