You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I DEMAND FORESKIN
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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