fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Randomize
