ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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