idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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