JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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