Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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