I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
honey bunches of taint.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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