tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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