The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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