Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize