Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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