epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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