I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
