Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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