I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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