i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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