I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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