therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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