He disabled his match.com account in front of me
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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