I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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