Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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