Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I love you. Go after that dick
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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