i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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