she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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