so let's talk penis.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
BRING THE BAGELS
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
