no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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