So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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