dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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