Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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