someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you didnt know i had herpes?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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