Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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