How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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