So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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